Lazy, undependable, and surly, Ed somehow manages to remain a favourite freelancer for certain madcap Art Directors. Having lived in a tranquil fishing village, been an urban street rat, and spent a couple years living on a northern Ojibwa reserve, he's unusually self-righteous and not terribly likeable at all. Fond of animals (and nursing a deep-rooted misanthropy) he's made an awful habit of taking in strays whenever he can. His wife, however, is a perfectly kind lady.

Starving Artist -- feed me!

Boxing, weight-lifting, drawing, comparative theology, medieval history, stuffing moose into igloos, and howling at wolves.